ChaoticClub Hot Mess Highland Cow Bumble Mesh Jersey
Size chart
Stress-free sizing. Not quite right? 30-day free returns and exchanges.
Adult Jersey with a relaxed everyday fit and ultra-soft premium feel. Made with breathable fabric for all-day comfort and a naturally lived-in feel — soft, lightweight, and easy to wear. Standard US sizing with a relaxed silhouette that feels broken-in from the first wear ✨
| SIZE | BUST (IN) | LENGTH (IN) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43.3 | 26.4 |
| S | 44.9 | 27.2 |
| M | 46.5 | 28 |
| L | 48 | 28.7 |
| XL | 49.6 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 51.2 | 30.3 |
| 3XL | 52.8 | 31.1 |
| 4XL | 54.3 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 55.9 | 32.7 |
Stress-free sizing. Not quite right? 30-day free returns and exchanges.
Youth Jersey with a comfortable everyday fit. Youth sizes are designed for older kids, usually 7- 8 years old and up ✨
Please note that sizing can vary between brands, so we highly recommend checking our size chart before placing your order to ensure the best fit. If you're still unsure, just send us your child's best and length, and we'll be happy to recommend the most suitable size for you!💕
| SIZE | BUST | LENGTH | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 33 | 83.8 | 23.6 | 59.9 |
| M | 36.2 | 91.9 | 25.4 | 64.5 |
| L | 39 | 99.1 | 27 | 68.6 |
| XL | 41.4 | 105.2 | 28.3 | 71.9 |
Stress-free sizing. Not quite right? 30-day free returns and exchanges.
Kids Jersey with a comfortable everyday fit. Kids sizes are designed for younger children, typically around 4–6 years old ✨
Please note that sizing can vary between brands, so we highly recommend checking our size chart before placing your order to ensure the best fit. If you're still unsure, just send us your child's bust and length, and we'll be happy to recommend the most suitable size for you!💕
| SIZE | BUST | LENGTH | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Inch | Cm | Inch | Cm | |
| S | 29.2 | 74.2 | 18.1 | 46 |
| M | 31.4 | 79.8 | 19.7 | 50 |
| L | 33.0 | 83.8 | 21.3 | 54.1 |
Stress-free sizing. Not quite right? 30-day free returns and exchanges.
Street-inspired jersey tee with a relaxed athletic fit and breathable mesh feel. Designed to fit true to size for an effortless streetwear silhouette — roomy, comfortable, and easy to layer. Size up for a more oversized vintage jersey vibe ✨
| SIZE | BUST (IN) | LENGTH (IN) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 43.3 | 26.4 |
| S | 44.9 | 27.2 |
| M | 46.5 | 28 |
| L | 48 | 28.7 |
| XL | 49.6 | 29.5 |
| 2XL | 51.2 | 30.3 |
| 3XL | 52.8 | 31.1 |
| 4XL | 54.3 | 31.9 |
| 5XL | 55.9 | 32.7 |
Lay the jersey flat on a hard surface. Measure with a tape, not a ruler.
Bust
Pit to pit, straight across the chest.
Length
From the highest point of the shoulder seam down to the hem.
Protect your order from loss/damage.
- Mesh fabric mixed with Bird’s Eye Pique fabric – that’s lightweight, highly breathable, moisture-wicking, and comfortable for active play or everyday wear.
- The Bird’s Eye surface also enhances ventilation and quick-dry performance, while holding prints clearly and vibrantly.
- Eco-Friendly
- Made-to-order Thechaoticclub
- Premium Unisex Graphic Tee
- Easy returns
- Fast shipping
- Eco-friendly
Size & Fit
Size & Fit
At Chaotic Club, our tees are designed for that perfect balance of comfort and street style.
-US Classic Wash: A structured, timeless fit for a clean look.
How to Choose:
-Men: Stick to your usual size for a Relaxed Fit or go one size up for a true Oversized look.
-Women: Choose your standard size for a loose, comfy fit or go one up for that extra-baggy vibe.
Check the size chart above to get scientific! 👆
Note: Please allow a 1-3cm margin of error due to manual measurement.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Your gear is printed fresh just for you. Most Chaotic Club pieces are made-to-order, ensuring premium quality and a more sustainable process.
-USA Shipping: Please allow 7-14 business days (this includes both printing and delivery time).
Circularity
Circularity
Made-to-Order: We print fresh for every customer. It’s a higher quality, more sustainable way to shop that skips the waste of mass production.
Built to Outlast: These aren't your average thin tees. They’re rugged and durable—the kind of quality that stays in your rotation for years.
Breathable Cotton: We prioritize 100% cotton across the board. Better for your skin, better for the planet, and zero "wrapped in plastic" feeling.
Radically Responsible: Every item is sourced from ethically accredited factories. Great style shouldn't come at a human cost.
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